I saw the funniest book at Costco today; almost a response to my last post.

The War Against Christmas was written by (apparantly, popular) Fox News anchor John Gibson. It chronicles the efforts of "professional atheists" and "secular militants" to make the Christmas season a little more universal. In particular, he is outraged by the politically correct move to say "Happy Holidays".

I forgot the subtitle which I find even funnier: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought. I hope the rest of you progressives have been plotting as hard as I have. Because obviously our country is on the verge of banning Christmas.

Yes! A in Math! That means, Shara, that you get whoseever's soul we bet.

The euphoria will last right up until my English grade comes in.